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ox-y-mo-ron > noun - a figure of speech in which
contradictory terms are brought together.
A
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Academic sorority
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Accordion music
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Accurate stereotype
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Advanced BASIC
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Aging yuppie
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American culture
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Airline food
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American education
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American beer
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American English
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American chop suey
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Apple tech support
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Arms limitation
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Act naturally
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Automated
data processing |
American Honda |
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AOL Customer Service
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AOL Hacker
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Almost exactly
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Alone together
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A little big
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Artificial Intelligence
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B
| Back to the future |
Better than new |
| Bug free code |
Business ethics |
| Brave Politician |
ButtHead |
| Bankrupt millionaire |
Bad health |
| Black light |
Balding hair |
| BitterSweet |
Budget Deficit |
C
| Cafeteria food |
California culture |
| California expressway |
Casual intimacy |
| Clinton leadership |
Classic rock & roll |
| Coca-Cola Foods |
Collective liberty |
| College education |
College algebra |
| Committee schedule |
Committee decision |
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Communist Party
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Common sense |
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Computer security
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Congressional hearing |
| Congressional oversight |
Conservative Democrat |
| Corporate Planning |
Cost effective |
| Civil war |
Completely unfinished |
| Clean dirt |
Constant change |
| Clearly confused |
Curved line |
| Clearly misunderstood |
Cruel Kindness |
| Childproof |
Clean hack |
| Computer Science |
Computer jock |
| Cheerful Pessimist |
Civil Engineer |
D
| DOS operating system |
Dress pants |
| Debugged program |
Desktop publishing |
| Down escalator/elevator |
Dry ice |
| Definite maybe |
Disco Music |
| Degradable Plastic |
Democratic Congress |
| Diet IceCream |
Dining Hall Food |
| Driving Pleasure |
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E
| Economic reform |
Electroshock therapy |
| Executive decision |
Express bus |
| Express mail |
Exact estimate |
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Exact Opposite |
F
| Fair reporting |
Federal budget |
| Free election |
Fair trial |
| Functional manager |
Full service |
| Free love |
Flat-busted |
| Fast Food |
Fighting for Peace |
| Final Version |
First Annual |
| Fresh frozen |
Flexible freeze |
| Friendly fire |
Found missing |
| Fuzzy logic |
Freezer burn |
| Fallout Shelter |
Forever Now |
G
| Government efficiency |
Government integrity |
| Goverment Organization |
Graduate Student |
| Genuine imitation |
Guest host |
| Good grief |
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H
| Happily married |
Honest politician |
| House Ethics Committee |
Hard water |
| Holy War |
Honest Crook |
| Home Office |
Half Dead |
I
| Internal Revenue Service |
IBM compatible |
| Industrial Park |
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J
| Journalistic accuracy |
Journalistic integrity |
| Jumbo shrimp |
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L
| Legal brief |
Legal ethics |
| Lace up Loafers |
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| Liquid crystal |
Living dead |
| Literal interpretation |
Liquid Gas |
M
| Male compassion |
Management science |
| Management support |
Married life |
| Microsoft Works |
Middle East peace process |
| Military intelligence |
Mutual attraction |
| Moral Majority |
Meatless Hamburger |
| Military Peace |
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N
| Nonworking mother |
Nuclear defense |
| New Classic |
Now, then |
| Non Dairy Creamer |
Never Generalize |
O
| Objective parent |
Operating system |
| Old News |
Open secret |
P
| Partly pregnant |
Philosophy science |
| Poor Republican |
Political leadership |
| Politically correct |
Political science |
| Postal Service |
Productivity committee |
| Private e-mail |
Professional courtesy |
| Public school education |
Proprietary standard |
| Passive aggression |
Pretty ugly |
| Plastic Glasses |
Plastic Silverware |
| Peace force |
Peace Maker Missel |
Q
| Quality assurance |
Quick fix |
| Quick reboot |
Quick Basic |
R
| Rap music |
Reasonable female |
| Republican initiative |
Real fantasy |
| Resident alien |
Reckless caution |
| Rolling stop |
Randomly organized |
| Recently New |
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S
| School food |
School vacation |
| Smart bomb |
Sensitive male |
| Spare rib |
Savings & loan |
| Soft rock |
Second best |
| Straight hook |
Silent scream |
| Student teacher |
Same difference |
| Sweet sorrow |
Same Difference |
| Small Crowd |
Solid Glass |
| Strawberry Blonde |
Student Teacher |
T
| Taped live |
Tight slacks |
| Terribly pleased |
Tax Return |
| True Gossip |
True Story |
| True Counterfit |
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U
| Uncontested divorce |
Unsalted Saltines |
| Unix
Security |
Unix
Prompt |
W
| Waiting patiently |
Working vacation |
| Work Party |
War Games |
Y
| Young Floridian |
Yummy sushi |
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