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You know that little
indestructible black box that is used on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is the time of day
with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the man who
invests all your money called a broker?
Why is it that when
you're driving and looking for an address,
you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is it you must
wait until night to call it a day?
Why is it that doctors
call what they do "practice"?
Why is it called a
"building" when it is already built?
Why is it called
lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is
"abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is a boxing ring
square?
Why don’t you
ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick
to the inside of the bottle?
Why do you need a
driver's license to buy liquor when you can't
drink and drive?
Why do you need an
appointment to see a psychic?
Why does a grapefruit
look nothing like a grape?
Why do you feet smell
and your nose runs?
Why do we sing
"Take me out to the ball game,"
when we are already there?
Why do we call them
restrooms when no one goes there to rest?
Why do we drive on
parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we call
something sent by car a shipment and something
sent by ship a cargo?
Why do they sterilize
the needle for lethal injections?
Why do they put
Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they give you a
tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
Why do people park in
driveways and drive on parkways?
Why do flammable and
inflammable mean the same thing?
Why do hot dogs come
ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?
Why do mattresses have
springs, if they aren't made for jumping on?
Why didn't Noah swat
those two mosquitoes?
Why are violets blue
and not violet?
Why aren’t there
ever any guilty bystanders?
Why are there
interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are they called
"stands" when they’re made for sitting?
Which is the other
side of the street?
Who killed the Dead
Sea?
Why are all
blackboards called that when some of them are green?
Where does your lap go
when you stand up?
Where does the white
go when the snow melts?
Where did Webster look
up the definitions when
he wrote the dictionary?
When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who tests it?
When night falls who
picks it up?
What’s the
synonym for thesaurus?
What's the sound a
name makes when it's dropped?
When cheese gets its
picture taken, what does it say?
What was the best
thing before sliced bread?
What is the speed of
dark?
What hair color do
they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
What happened to the
first 6 UP's?
What do you call a
male ladybug?
What do you say if
you're talking to God, and he sneezes?
What do sheep count
when they can't get to sleep?
What do penguins wear
for play clothes?
What are imitation
rhinestones?
Is duck tape made out
of ducks?
Is it OK to use the AM
radio after noon?
Is a sleeping bull a
bull-dozer?
Is a small pig called
a hamlet?
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